Adult Hindi Jokes

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Mujhe sab pata hai

Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.

Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)

Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)

Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)

Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P

Lift Chahiye Kya

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?

Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

Problem

Sardar pani me lund duba raha tha.

Wife: Kya karte ho?

Sardar: Khada nahi hota.

Wife: To pani me kyun duba rahe ho.

Saradar: Dekh raha hoon puncture to nahi hai?

Psychiatrist Session

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .. Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!

Aisa Kyun Kar Rahe Ho

Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai aisa kyun kar rahe ho, kyun nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?

Anil: Kyun ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

Munna - Munni Duet

Munni woh din yaad karo

Jab hum tum sath nahate the,

Tum chut pe sabun malti thi ,

Hum land pe jhag udate the.

Munna woh din beet gaye ,

Jab hum tum sath nahate the,

Ab chut chupane ki bari hai,

Munni bharat ki nari hai.

Munni woh din yaad karo

Jab hum tum sath sote the,

Tum chut mein kheti karti thi ,

Hum land pe ganne bote the.

Munna woh din beet gaye ,

Jab chut mein kheti hoti thi,

Ab land ki fusslo ki khatir,

Humne ise banjar bana diya.

Munni woh din yaad karo

Jab luka chipi khelte the,

Tum lahanga pahan kar aati thi,

Aur hum usme chup jate the.

Munna woh din beet gaye,

Jab hamne tumhe chupaya tha,

Ab tum to jaat ke bhalu ho,

Lahange me shahad ka chhatta hai.

Munni woh din yaad karo,

Jab sath deewali khele the,

Tum chut pe tikli rakhti thi ,

Hum land se foda karte the.

Munna woh din beet gaye,

Jab chut pe tikli fodi thi.

Ab chut hamari pyari hai,

Aur loda tera bhikhari hai.

Munni woh din beet gaye

Han munni woh din beet gaye.

Ab chut ke darshan ki khatir ,

Hum chut chalisa padhte hai,

Par chut nahi darshan deti,

Hum land se ladte rahte hai.

Par waqt hamara aayega.

Jab hum bhi tum ko chodenge,

Tum land land chillaogi

Hum chut me danda pelenge.

Munni munne ko kam na samajh

Yeh teri phudi chodega..

Tu pair pakad kar royegi..

Teri chut me keeel (nails) thokega

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