Wife To
Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho
Tou Tum KIa
Karna Chahoge..... ??
Husband:
Offcourse "SEX"....!!!
Wife: Aur
Baqi 29 Minutes..... .... ??
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Santa comes
bleeding. Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu
hit me with hammer.
Banta:
Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I
had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His
wife's boobs!
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Lecturer in
a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose.
One of the
female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it
doesn't
taste sweet?
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Thought for
the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati
ko kya karna
chahiye?
Zyada kuchh
nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
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A Newly
Married Couple Seeking Divorce...
Judge asks
Lady "Why do you want divorce?"
Lady:
Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My
Mouth!!" ;->
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What do
woman usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was
great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Aray Nahi
Yaar....
Sahi Jawab
Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai......... . ;->
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What is the
height of poverty?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
When a girl
is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees....
and you have
only 1 rupee!!!! ;->
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Beta: Mummy
Tum Roz Papa Pe Eharh ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?
Mummy: PAPA
Ke Pait Ki Hawa Nikalne K Liye
Beta: Kia
Faida Baraber Wali Aunty Muun Se Phir Hawa Bhar Deti
Hai.....
;->
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Sardar: Gand
Main Dard Hay
DR: Main
Hath Dalta Hon Batana Kaha Hain
Sardar:
Andar Aur Andar, Aor Andar , Han Yahain
Dr : Dhosri
K Tera To Gala Kharab Hai
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If you want
Suck the nipple of girl ,she always say why yours mother
and sister r
not living in ur home .u say yes but there is not child
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Life Without
fun , Sky Without Sun , Ten without One , warrior
Without Gun
, Batsman without run, Is all Like a Man without LuN .
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Advantages
of breast milk?
A) No need
to boil.
B) Cat can't
steal it.
C) Available
in attractive containers.
D) Popular
in all age groups.
E) Ek Pee Ek
Free
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Gabar se
ronay ki wajah poochi.....usne kaha MAA ne danta hai....
MAA se
poocha tau kehti hai.... MUJH SE POOCTA HAI KITNAY AADMI
THAY..
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A 50 years
old man during fucking an old woman of 90,starts suckung
her
breasts,after 10 min the man got died,police came and make
postmartum
report,in report it was written that the milk was
xpired.....
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A bio
teacher was telling her students that for the best
penetrations
6-7" PENIS IS best.ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt
9"
.teacher said i m telling abt NECESSITY not LUXURY
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Man marries
a deaf gal.he mimes,lets make a code! if i want sex i'll
squeeze ur
breast,in responce u can pull my penis once for YES and
50 times for
NO. ;)
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ladki boli
200 loongi,HIL HIL k maza du gi...ladka bola 100 doonga
HIL mein
khud lu ga..ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath
se HILA le
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A LADY GOES
TO POLICE STATION AND LODGES A COMPLAINT:INSPECTOR
SAHAB:AIK
NAY MAIRAY BOOBS DABAYE.AIK NAY MAIRI GAAND MARI.AIK NAY
MUJHAY
CHODA.AIK NAY MUJHAY CHOOMA.
INSPECTOR:BAS
KAR.F.I.R LIKHWA RAHI HAI YA LUN KHARA KAR RAHI HAI!
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A Girl visit
for a urione test. By mistake her reports change.
Dr says her.
U r pregnent.
Girls reply.
Oh God Ab tu ungali ka b Barosa nahi raha
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what PEPSI
stands for
P=please
E=enter
P=penis
S=slowly
I=inside
hahahah
yeh dil
magay more
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Women top 7
lies:
1: I love
you
2: I am
virgin
3: I hate
sex
4: You are
the first one touching me
5: Oh its
too big? How wld it go inside?
6: I hate
sucking
7: Alright -
but u wld do it only once!
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2 girls
returning 4m movie,
1st: Mera
purse chori ho gaya.
2nd: Per tu
to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: Mujhe
kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
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Yeh waqt
nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt
kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya
hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur
karo........
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Arz kiya
hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho!
Hum kya mar
gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!!
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8 boy caught
in RAPE case. lady lawyer holds his penis & says; kya
yeh bacha
rape kar saktah hai?
Boy says
silently: hila mat werna case haar jai GEE
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Janeman
mujhe mar dalo ..
zara meri
pant ki jaab mai haath dalo...
lamba lage
to kaat dalo......
mota laaga
tu chaat daloo....
acha laga tu
apni gand main dalo...
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A man phoned
and asked,'221714' ?
Lady: Pls
urdu mein bolo,
Man: Do-
Do-Ek-Sath-Choda ?
Lady:
"Nahein sir, ghalt kaha! yeah Teen-Teen-Ek- Sath-Choda hai"
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Man says to
his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I
can always
look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis,
I will have
it enlarged.
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Lady to man:
why you always keep condom & taveez together in your
wallet. Man:
bhoot aur choot ka koi pata nahi kabhi bhi mil jaye.
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larka;dil
karta hai tere zulfon mein kho jaoon...teri bahon mein
jhull
jaoonn....teri anchal mein soo jaoonnn
larki;tou
neechey kia muhaley wale ghuseinge
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