Chahta Hoon
Tujhe Pyar Doon
Dosti Pe
Apni Zindagi Waar Doon
Par Jab Tera
koi REPLY Nahi Milta To
Dil Kerta Hy
Teri G@ND Pe Goli Maar Doo......... ......... ........
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Father &
son went to medical store Father buys pack of condoms
Son: Whats
this?
Father: Its
medicine for killing rats
Son: O
bhenchod!
Ch00t mein
bhi choohe..!
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Manmohan
America gaye..>>BUSH se bole,raat ko maal bhejo..! >>Bush:16 saal
ki ya 20 ki..?Manmohan: 65 ki bhejo,hum America ki beti nahi maa ch0dne aye
hain..!!
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Husband: Tum
meri kis cheez se sabse zyada impress ho..?
Life Style,.
Car,.
Bank Balance.?
Biwi:
Tumhare Sexx se..,tumhara jaisa Sexx mohalle me kisi ko nahi aata..!
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Teacher:
Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum
so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon
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Ye ladkiya b
kitni chalaak hoti he,apna 16 rupye litre wala DUDH ka lalach dekar hamara 180
rupye kilo wala GHEE nikal leti hai..!
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16 sundria
Swiming pool me naha rahi thi, achanak . . Pool ka sara pani sukh gaya ! Pucho
kyun ? Yahi he asli WHISPER ka kamal"Gilepan ki chhutti..
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Girl to
boyfrnd-Dear, do u know apki lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai??
boy-Achcha,
Girl-kyun
ki,iske baad lund ki catagari hoti hai
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dentist was
caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong
cavity".
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newly
married husbnd to wife at his in-laws home- chalo darlin aaj sex karte
hai....!!!
wife- nahi
ye mere baap ka ghar hai...!!
husbnd- to
kya mere hi baap ne randi khana khol rakha hai????
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ghalib na
fermaya : koi saheli na mili to na sahi , tere jesa dost tu mil gaya
WAH WAH
chalo choot
na mili tu na sahi .. tere jesa chootiya tu mil gaya
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Aftr marriage
couple in bed
She feels
his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She:0h!dat
feels gud.
hand moves 2
her breast.
She:Honey,dats
wonderful.
hand moves 2
her leg.
She:0h honey
dnt stop.
He stops.
She:Why did
u stop?
He: Coz I
found d remote!
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Ultimate
thought:
Failure is
not when ur girlfrand leaves u,
its only
when u leave her..
.....virgin
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On first
night
Wife: aaj
mera upwaas hai!
Husband
slaped his wife and said
kya mere
lund par aata laga hai
jo tera
upwas toot jayega
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Kisi condom
company ne world-cup ko sponser kiya hota to uski advt me aise likh
te....
Cover your
STUMP.
Before you
PUMP
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Responses
during sex_
a)
GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8...
b)
PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now..
c) WIFE - I
think d ceiling needs painting....
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Source : Adult Jokes
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