Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi
Ho
Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge..... ??
Husband: Offcourse "SEX"....!!!
Wife: Aur Baqi 29 Minutes..... .... ??
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Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wife's boobs!
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Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains
glucose.
One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why
it
doesn't taste sweet?
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Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe
to pati
ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
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A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce...
Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?"
Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To
Put Meat In My Mouth!!" ;->
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What do woman usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar....
Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai.........
. ;->
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What is the height of poverty?
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When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees....
and you have only 1 rupee!!!! ;->
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Beta: Mummy Tum Roz Papa Pe Eharh ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?
Mummy: PAPA Ke Pait Ki Hawa Nikalne K Liye
Beta: Kia Faida Baraber Wali Aunty Muun Se Phir Hawa Bhar Deti
Hai..... ;->
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Sardar: Gand Main Dard Hay
DR: Main Hath Dalta Hon Batana Kaha Hain
Sardar: Andar Aur Andar, Aor Andar , Han Yahain
Dr : Dhosri K Tera To Gala Kharab Hai
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If you want Suck the nipple of girl ,she always say why
yours mother
and sister r not living in ur home .u say yes but there is
not child
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Life Without fun , Sky Without Sun , Ten without One ,
warrior
Without Gun , Batsman without run, Is all Like a Man without
LuN .
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