Non Veg. Jokes Part – Happie

Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho

Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge..... ??

Husband: Offcourse "SEX"....!!!

Wife: Aur Baqi 29 Minutes..... .... ??

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Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened?

Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.

Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?

Santa: I had.

Banta: What?

Santa: His wife's boobs!

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Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose.

One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it

doesn't taste sweet?

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Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati

ko kya karna chahiye?

Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!

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A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce...

Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?"

Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!!" ;->

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What do woman usually say after Sex?

I Luv U?

Wrong!

That was great?

Wrong again!

I Luv it?

Aray Nahi Yaar....

Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai......... . ;->

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What is the height of poverty?

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When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees....

and you have only 1 rupee!!!! ;->

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Beta: Mummy Tum Roz Papa Pe Eharh ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?

Mummy: PAPA Ke Pait Ki Hawa Nikalne K Liye

Beta: Kia Faida Baraber Wali Aunty Muun Se Phir Hawa Bhar Deti

Hai..... ;->

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Sardar: Gand Main Dard Hay

DR: Main Hath Dalta Hon Batana Kaha Hain

Sardar: Andar Aur Andar, Aor Andar , Han Yahain

Dr : Dhosri K Tera To Gala Kharab Hai

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If you want Suck the nipple of girl ,she always say why yours mother

and sister r not living in ur home .u say yes but there is not child

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Life Without fun , Sky Without Sun , Ten without One , warrior

Without Gun , Batsman without run, Is all Like a Man without LuN .

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