Non Veg Jokes

Yuhi hat se muth laga laga k mar jao ge

humne lund dekhaya tu dar jao ge

ek bar leker tu dekho lund hamara

bar bar ki lene ki zid pe arr jao ge....

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Barish me Ladki ke gile boobs dekhkar

Boy: Apki headlight on ho gai hai..

Girl: Mera Bap bill bharega tumhe kya?

Boy: Par bijli ka Khamba to Mera Hil raha hai...

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Aurat K 3 Karishmay!

1) Baghair Ghaass Khaye Doodh Deti Hai.

2) Baghair Daanton K Kaccha Gosht Khati Hai.

3) Baghair Lund K,

Mard Ki Gaand Maar Deti Hai....

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Some Giggling Facts:

1: Fuck a girl & she'll love you, Love a girl & she'll fuck you!

2: Most men have split personalities; They hate cats but love pussies.

3: The words "naked" & "nude" are not the same. Naked implies unprotected & Nude means unclothed.

4: Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.

5: Common thing between a girl's legs and butter: Both are delicious when spread...

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If your boss says

NOTHING is impossible.. .

Ask him to try and wear

a condom after sex...

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Love is not measured by hugging kissing n sex. Its all abt trusting, respecting n accepting a prson wid

OPEN LEGS CLOSED EYES, WET LIPS saying

"PUSH IT MORE"

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A Criminal Broke Into Bed Room ,Tied Up Husband & Wife ,

Kissed Wife's Ear & Went 2 Bathroom..

Husband: Satisfy Him Or He Will Kill Us ,Be Strong I LOVE YOU.

Wife: He Did't Kiss Me , He Whispered In My Ear That He's Gay ,Needs Vaseline I Told Him Its In The Bathroom . So Be Strong I Love U Too

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Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?

A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out. . . ;->

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Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack. . . ;->

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Q. What is a Zebra?

A. 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra. . . ;->

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Q:

What is the difference between a woman

in church and a woman in a bathtub. . . ?

Ans:

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her

hole. . . . ;->

Source : Adult Jokes