A Girl visit for a urione test. By mistake her reports
change.
Dr says her. U r pregnent.
Girls reply. Oh God Ab tu ungali ka b Barosa nahi raha
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what PEPSI stands for
P=please
E=enter
P=penis
S=slowly
I=inside
hahahah
yeh dil magay more
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Women top 7 lies:
1: I love you
2: I am virgin
3: I hate sex
4: You are the first one touching me
5: Oh its too big? How wld it go inside?
6: I hate sucking
7: Alright - but u wld do it only once!
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2 girls returning 4m movie,
1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya.
2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur
karo........
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Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti
ho!
Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!
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8 boy caught in RAPE case. lady lawyer holds his penis &
says; kya
yeh bacha rape kar saktah hai?
Boy says silently: hila mat werna case haar jai GEE
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Janeman mujhe mar dalo ..
zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo...
lamba lage to kaat dalo......
mota laaga tu chaat daloo....
acha laga tu apni gand main dalo...
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A man phoned and asked,'221714' ?
Lady: Pls urdu mein bolo,
Man: Do- Do-Ek-Sath-Choda ?
Lady: "Nahein sir, ghalt kaha! yeah Teen-Teen-Ek-
Sath-Choda hai"
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I
can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you
penis,
I will have it enlarged.
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Lady to man: why you always keep condom & taveez
together in your
wallet. Man: bhoot aur choot ka koi pata nahi kabhi bhi mil
jaye.
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larka;dil karta hai tere zulfon mein kho jaoon...teri bahon
mein
jhull jaoonn....teri anchal mein soo jaoonnn
.
larki;tou neechey kia muhaley wale ghuseinge
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Source :- Adult
Jokes
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