Adult Jokes

A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best
penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS best.ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt
9" .teacher said i m telling abt NECESSITY not LUXURY

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Man marries a deaf gal.he mimes,lets make a code! if i want sex i'll
squeeze ur breast,in responce u can pull my penis once for YES and
50 times for NO. ;)

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ladki boli 200 loongi,HIL HIL k maza du gi...ladka bola 100 doonga
HIL mein khud lu ga..ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath
se HILA le

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A LADY GOES TO POLICE STATION AND LODGES A COMPLAINT:INSPECTOR
SAHAB:AIK NAY MAIRAY BOOBS DABAYE.AIK NAY MAIRI GAAND MARI.AIK NAY
MUJHAY CHODA.AIK NAY MUJHAY CHOOMA.
.
INSPECTOR:BAS KAR.F.I.R LIKHWA RAHI HAI YA LUN KHARA KAR RAHI HAI!

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A Girl visit for a urione test. By mistake her reports change.
.
Dr says her. U r pregnent.
.
Girls reply. Oh God Ab tu ungali ka b Barosa nahi raha

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what PEPSI stands for
P=please
E=enter
P=penis
S=slowly
I=inside
hahahah
yeh dil magay more

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Women top 7 lies:
1: I love you
2: I am virgin
3: I hate sex
4: You are the first one touching me
5: Oh its too big? How wld it go inside?
6: I hate sucking
7: Alright - but u wld do it only once!

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2 girls returning 4m movie,
1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya.
2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.

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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur
karo........

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Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho!
Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!!

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8 boy caught in RAPE case. lady lawyer holds his penis & says; kya
yeh bacha rape kar saktah hai?
Boy says silently: hila mat werna case haar jai GEE

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Janeman mujhe mar dalo ..
zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo...
lamba lage to kaat dalo......
mota laaga tu chaat daloo....
acha laga tu apni gand main dalo...

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A man phoned and asked,'221714' ?
Lady: Pls urdu mein bolo,
Man: Do- Do-Ek-Sath-Choda ?
Lady: "Nahein sir, ghalt kaha! yeah Teen-Teen-Ek- Sath-Choda hai"

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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I
can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis,
I will have it enlarged.

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Lady to man: why you always keep condom & taveez together in your
wallet. Man: bhoot aur choot ka koi pata nahi kabhi bhi mil jaye.

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larka;dil karta hai tere zulfon mein kho jaoon...teri bahon mein
jhull jaoonn....teri anchal mein soo jaoonnn

larki;tou neechey kia muhaley wale ghuseinge

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