If I’m being
subjective, I’d say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I’m
being completely objective…
I’d say it’s
Doctor Whom.
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Did you hear
about the crazy Mexican train thief?
He had loco
motives.
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An Irishman
walks out of a bar
I’m sure he
was just looking for the toilet.
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What do you
call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?
Coach.
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My doctor
asked if I drink to excess.
I told him
I’ll drink to anything.
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Damn girl,
did you fall from heaven?
Cause you’re
Satan.
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What do
spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were
forced to have it as a kid, you’ll hate it as an adult.
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My wife
likes to talk to me after sex…
It’s great,
I’ve got a special ringtone set up and everything.
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There’s only
one problem with North Korea’s miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:
The
directions say the medication must be taken with food.
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What part of
New York has the most feminists?
Manhatin’
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Why was
Helen Keller a terrible driver?
Because she
was a woman.
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I was reading
in the paper today…
About this
dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
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Whats the
difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on
a tricycle?
Attire.
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What did the
cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his
ass.
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