Thursday, 11 February 2016

GREAT COLLECTION OF SOME FUNNIEST ONE-LINER Adult JOKES


If I’m being subjective, I’d say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I’m being completely objective…


I’d say it’s Doctor Whom.

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Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief?

He had loco motives.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

I’m sure he was just looking for the toilet.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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My doctor asked if I drink to excess.

I told him I’ll drink to anything.

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Damn girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cause you’re Satan.

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What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’ll hate it as an adult.

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My wife likes to talk to me after sex…

It’s great, I’ve got a special ringtone set up and everything.

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There’s only one problem with North Korea’s miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:

The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

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What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin’

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman.

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I was reading in the paper today…

About this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass.

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Source : Adult Jokes

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