NAUGHTY SMS

Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????

Jaago Grahak Jaago!

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A notice in a factory for girl workers.

"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

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Press down.

down more

deeper

more

YES

ahh

ohh

yes

Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder

FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

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( ')

/ / in love !

/ /

( ) )

, ( ') engaged

/ , '

( ) )

married

, - - .

( ) )'(, )

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Please

( ) press down!

( ) )

( ')

/ /

( ) ) oh yeah !!!

( ')'.:,".;.

/ / ';".',,'

/ / ooohhh

( ) ) baby ur good!

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

Source : Adult Jokes